pocket paddy-cake

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.

Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

English Hot Pocket

An anal sex position in which the recieving partner defecates on the shaft of the delivering partner. The waste is then used as a form of lubricant untill a climax is reached.

Sarah: John and I performed an English Hot Pocket last night and it smelled like a rotting carcass when we were done.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 19, 2010

Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and shoving it into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to eat it out.

Me: "Yo I just did that hot pocket technique on mah girl"

Friend: "The fuck is wrong with you?"

by MelonSaurus November 2, 2010

Maine Hot Pocket

Cousin of the Alabama hot pocket, when one spreads the girls vagina lips and vomits inside of them, then proceeds to fuck her.

Man I had the flu, and Allie was real horny, so I vomited inside of her and we made whoopie, it was a Maine Hot pocket.

by The_Fucker January 27, 2009

louisville hot pocket

the act of a male taking a poopy then filling it whith semen..then a female will proceed to eat it

girl: man im kinda hungry...but we have no food

guy:oh dont worry i will make u a louisville hot pocket

by c-bess February 22, 2010

pocket ass

A cute little ass that is small enough to fit in your pocket.

Yo man, check out that chicks pocket ass, it sho is fine

by burrier September 21, 2004

California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

by USAF Cadet December 29, 2020