Tom

A very posh, easily intoxicated boy. Tom's often fall for elderly women.

God I'm glad I'm not Tom

by 123f2 May 4, 2018

Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

tom mardy

Ethan's daddy in bed

I wish I could be Ethan when he's having sex with tom mardy

by ETHANxDADDYMARDY March 11, 2024

Follow me around Tom

Similar to a peeking Tom, but he takes it a step further and follows the person around. Not to confuse with with a stalker Tom, cause that's the next step

Babe, did you ever spy and creep on me like a peeping Tom, cuz you definitely followed me around everywhere like follow me around Tom...

by ItalianDomB December 19, 2021

Tom Holland

a literal angel

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom proposes?
me: buy a dress duh

*LATER*

catherine: what are you gonna do when tom hollands wife becomes preggo
me: give birth you idiot

by xx.dolans.xx May 19, 2019

Tom and Barry

When a white twink gets his corn hole ripped by a black anaconda.

'did you hear that Tom guy got totally Barryed on the weekend?'
'yeah I feel sorry for that blokes shitter, I don't ever want a Tom and Barry to tear my frenulum'

by anonymous January 21, 2021

Tom

Tom's are the funniest, and possibly most awesome people you can meet and be around. a Tom usually has a likeness to Sophie’s , Partying, sports, and video games.

(Guy 1): WHO IS THAT GUY????

(Guy 2): Oh that's just Tom. All of the girls hang around him for some reason.

(Guy 1): I wish I was him

by Bongomcchongo January 30, 2022