Sausage lesbian

A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.

"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"

by That seabear kid September 6, 2019

lesbian

When a female is attracted to other females. aka, me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.

Chad:*wolf wistle* damn! You're hot!
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.

by I'm NOT Short!! May 17, 2023

Lesbian

Your mother

Yea ur mother's a lesbian

by Young midoriya May 24, 2021

ur dad lesbian

slightly worse then ur mom gay

hey Allen ur dad lesbian get shot in the foot

by anonymous March 7, 2022

Lesbian

A non man loving a non man, which doesn't exclude non binary and genderfluid people.

Jackson: Dude I heard that girl Lily is a lesbian, she has a girlfriend and everything.

Jason: Really? I have a cousin thats a lesbian, she got married to her wife of 2 years recently.

by LucasHasMucus August 20, 2021

lesbian louie

Anybody who got blocked in twitter by narcissisticVEVO. We all slay bye ;)

-she's a lesbian louie
- oh really? I AM ONE TOO

by lesbian louie August 5, 2018

mobile lesbian

Two ladies that can't be together in person. So they call each other up and play mobile lesbians . Kind of like phone sex but mobile lesbians

Hey I really miss you, I'm going to call you up this evening so that we can both turn on our vibrators and play mobile lesbians .

by Homewrecker April 19, 2018