The act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head firThe act of taking an old man, and slowly forcing him head first into your vagina. You then leave him in the womb for nine months before giving birth to him. After this, he will be an infant again, sort of like a butterfly emerging from it's cucoon.
by poopface12345 February 28, 2015
Get the grandpa in my pocket mug.An anal sex position in which the recieving partner defecates on the shaft of the delivering partner. The waste is then used as a form of lubricant untill a climax is reached.
Sarah: John and I performed an English Hot Pocket last night and it smelled like a rotting carcass when we were done.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 19, 2010
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Get the Hot Pocket mug.Cousin of the Alabama hot pocket, when one spreads the girls vagina lips and vomits inside of them, then proceeds to fuck her.
Man I had the flu, and Allie was real horny, so I vomited inside of her and we made whoopie, it was a Maine Hot pocket.
by The_Fucker January 27, 2009
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guy:oh dont worry i will make u a louisville hot pocket
guy:oh dont worry i will make u a louisville hot pocket
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Get the pocket ass mug.A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
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