goatsquatch 

1) a very ugly person; looks like half goat, half sasquatch

2) the taint, the tweenis, the grundle

1) Bob: "Wow. Did you see that new chick at work?"
Joe: "Yeah--total goatsquatch."

2) Bob: "I can't believe that jerk just cut me off!"
Joe: "Someone needs to kick him in the goatsquatch."

goatsquatch by T K O April 18, 2009

goatstrap

Combination of a goatee and chinstrap style beard. Short, thin strip of facial hair just below the chin. Easily the worst facial hair style choice of all time.

Knowing that he would probably never have sex again, Jonathan grew a goatstrap to make sure no woman would ever talk to him.

goatstrap by Ashmaster 3000 December 10, 2012

goathog 

(n), one word, A large juicy penis that enters the rear

Lube up, here comes my goathog.
That whore really can take the ole Goathog

goathog by crackbabyabortions July 27, 2016

Goatgouch 

Man who has a tiny penis and is a total douch bag.

Chris moyles is a total goatgouch!

Goatgouch by Yes mate! December 15, 2019

goatcious 

acting like a goat, stupid, clumsy and speaking weirdly.

tom was feeling rather goatcious, as he banged into the door

goatcious by hdninja June 23, 2020

Goatshire

A fictional land originating from The Goat Simulator DLC: Goat Simulator MMO.

"I'm going to Goatshire tomorrow."

Goatshire by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022

El goatto 

A place where only goats can rule.

I visited el goatto last week.

El goatto by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006