Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.
A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.
by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023
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Free kick merchant

Refers to an AFL player (typically a forward) who plays for free kicks to kick easy goals from set shots. The Australian rules football equivalent of a penalty merchant.
"Oh wow, did you see Charlie Curnow kick 6 goals on the weekend?"

"Yep, he doesn't deserve them, he's a free kick merchant"
by Alexedc3 April 29, 2024
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free range crotch grazer

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 13, 2022
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Try free for 30 days

Site: Try free for 30 days
Me: *presses ok*
Site: Credit card info here:______
Me: FUC-
by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023
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Free Mason

Someone who is gay but thinks they're straight.
Joe is a total free mason. He's slept with half of the football team
by Just Uncle Jay January 22, 2022
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Spin free special

The Spin Free Special is a bit of Cremita Salvadoreña on top of your order.
Dame Dos con el Spin Free Special Porfavor.
by Spinfreedjs April 11, 2021
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free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.
"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."
by DrSpocktopus November 05, 2013
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