Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

Free Jangling

When you come home from a long day of work (male) drop trow and let your jimmys jangle.

Wow what a long day. Looks like it's time to do some free jangling.

Eww babe. Put your jimmys away they're free jangling.

by Timothy Dong November 4, 2016

Free Kiss

Kissing someone you aren't in love with just to please him/her. It could be with someone that gives you unrequited love. Its a technique to make rejection less harsh.

She gave me a Free kiss but never really liked me.

by DD2000 December 23, 2016

flat free

When you're a baller and all of the women in your lineup have a bra size of C or bigger. You're flat free at that point.

Yo my boy, I heard you're single again and all your numbers are flat free.

by bored321 January 3, 2017

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

that was free

When something is uncalled for or unwanted, mostly when someone says something to you, you use the expression "that was free". It’s often used in a sarcastic tone to make sure that the person who said it knows that is was unwanted.

"Hey! Your hair looks like trash today"
"Well, that was free"

by Valide5756 July 9, 2019

get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.

I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???

by QuacksO July 9, 2019