windy december

the action of putting your anus very close to someones face and farting so they can feel your ass wind on them.

i gave her a windy december and it made her cum

by fart flame October 6, 2010

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December 4

Some popstars birthday

Kpop stan: did you know that december 4th is (generic kpop star's) birthday?

Me: go blow them fuckshit

by 🍮HaWtSaUcE💀 December 4, 2020

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Only the hottest, sexiest, smartest, seductive, and just the best of people are born on December 17! Those people's strengths are: having sex and being seductive. Their weaknesses are: being quiet and not falling in love with the hot person down the hall.

Person 1: Dude! That girl is definitely born on December 17!
Person 2: Ya, she's thick too.

by iurghvfdjghv December 1, 2020

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December 26

This is the day right after Christmas

Bob: Hey what's today?
Billy: The day after Christmas obviously what kind of pig are you????????
Basically December 26th is a day

by okayboomers November 24, 2019

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December 12th

A day you can hit people shorter than you

We can hit Jason today because it’s December 12th

by Jasondurulo December 10, 2020

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no finger december

It’s no finger December for the girls because we boys had no but November so it’s turn for the girls good luck girls

Girl 1:What’s today sister

Girl 2: idk what is it

Girl 1:ITS NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:BUT WHY NO FINGER DECEMBER

Girl 1:Idk cause it’s NO FINGER DECEMBER

by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020

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