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The Donkey

A short story by Guy De Maupassant where two men slaughter a donkey and then con another man into buying it.
But the donkey, tired out, had stopped and with a bewildered look, watched his murderes approach.
The Donkey by Natureboy3 April 8, 2010

Sausage donkey 

A very slutty person, implying that she/he can take a lot of loads (penis).
"you can take more loads (sausage, meaning penis) than a donkey. You're a sausage donkey
Sausage donkey by CrissRID December 20, 2010

Tits-Donkey 

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.
"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.
Tits-Donkey by Sekai July 28, 2012

Skeet Donkey

A woman of perceived low morals and/or hygiene.
We ran a train on that skeet donkey last night.
Skeet Donkey by the_kobe October 21, 2012

Angry Donkey 

When a young Italian man gets all pissy. Generally it's from the angry "ehh-uhn" noise they make, but also in reference to "Dominic the Italian Christmas donkey".
"Jeez Darv, Tony sure is being an angry donkey"
"Ohhh yus he eees HA HA HA - Gude won"
Angry Donkey by SteveB89 July 13, 2016

dirt donkey 

A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!
Dude I hate my neighbor he is such a fucking dirt donkey!
dirt donkey by Codick May 20, 2018