Cock Merlot

A small bottle of red wine placed directly next to your penis when attempting a five finger discount.

"Dude. Remember that Sutterhome Merlot I was looking at back in the grocery store?"
"Yeah man?"
*Reaches next to dick and balls and pulls out bottle* "It's a cock merlot now negropolis!"

by Vegas&Tonic October 16, 2013

Cock-woofer

Noun- A dog, of retriever breed, located on a farm where male chickens are the primary animal. Used to keep chickens in line and from running off while during inspection.

The other day while I was on the farm, I happened to see the Cock-woofer barking loudly at a rowdy cock who seemed to be jumping around and causing a fuss.

by delta412 May 10, 2011

Barack Cock

The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.

Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.

Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?

Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

Cock Socket

a stupid slut who can do nothing but want a big, plump, hard cock in any of her wide, loose, gooshy openings.

OMG! That chick is fucking RAGGED! What a COCKSOCKET!!!

by KneeGrow November 25, 2003

cock smack

When someone in a position of authority, particularly at the same place of business, publicly humiliates another of lower status. Makes reference to the direct relationship between one's position on the organization chart and relative size of his (or her) scope of management authority.

Joe tried to give the attractive new receptionist a tour around the office, but his supervisor cock smacked him back to his cubicle, and took over the tour.

by Werewolf Mike May 28, 2008

camel cock

When a man gets an erection wearing tight jeans and you can see the outline in his pants leg.

When Jamie walked into the room wet and half naked, Greg was showing some serious camel cock.

by Keegan Sweeet February 11, 2009

cock dew

Cock dew is the last few drips of urine still in your schlong when you're done pissing.

Some people say if you shake more than 3 times you're playing with it, this is bullshit. We merely don't want cock dew in our pants.

by Funker_joe September 15, 2006