Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack

the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process

by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024

Cockers

some horny ass fuck who either gay or some OF girl

"hey im tired of these fucking porn bots on twitter! (X)"

"Oh cockers! Wanna fuck?"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024

Cracker

The most evil human species that has walked our planet. Like Jesus, we need to get rid of them all.

I am sick of these crackers man! We're better off without them spreading their pest infested children on our countries.

by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts January 28, 2024

cracker slapped

A cracker slap is getting slapped with a cracker by a cracker.

abi cracker slapped daniela

by i'm babi January 30, 2024

Cracker Monkey

A person that is 50/50 of white and black.

Look at dat Cracker Monkey

by Wafflestompin06 February 15, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024