Simulation Toilet

A person using a display toilet in a store to test its capabilities and efficiency.

Yo that simulation toilet at Home Depot really knows how to treat your asshole after a trip to Taco Bell.

by HakunahYourTatas January 1, 2020

Beating it to Skibidi Toilet

When you jerk off to Skibidi Toilet like an Ohio sigma with your skibidi rizz in Ohio

Michael: Anthony is beating it to Skibidi Toilet
Jullius: He must be gooning so hard

by MinervaI March 27, 2024

toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places

Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.

by phlogchamp September 20, 2021

Toilet Spores

The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.

Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.

by ESDI-80 August 15, 2024

Gravy Toilet

the act of replacing the water in someones toilet tank with gravy, as a prank for them to get horrified at the sight of gravy in their toilet bowl

jon - "man sam pissed me off so i made his toilet into a gravy toilet"
sam- *horrified look on his face as gravy clumps down his toilet*

by maxnellson March 31, 2024

skippidy toilet

When you accidentally shit yourself

My stomach was so bad I skippidy toilet

by Sarcia26 January 23, 2024

Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.

Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.

by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024