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Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
mugGet the Asshole next doormug.

My asshole

Used to express that you don’t believe or agree with something, usu. in place of ‘yeah right.’
Person 1: You lost, now you have to pay me $100.
Person 2: My asshole.
by SiL3Nt J September 8, 2023
mugGet the My assholemug.

asshole

A girl named Jordan who is 12 and is a asshole.
dude 1: hey look it is Jordan!

dude 2: no it is a asshole.
by hedgehog-queen July 29, 2018
mugGet the assholemug.

asshole Sharpe

Expected assholishness over standard deviation of assholishness. Higher asshole Sharpe indicates a better, more consistent, more reliable, asshole.
Did you talk to Patrick? He's never not an asshole. His asshole Sharpe is off the charts.
by PipAndBipsy February 22, 2014
mugGet the asshole Sharpemug.
March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!

!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
GF: *sends ass*
GF: Happy National Send an Ass/Asshole day!
by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024
mugGet the National Send an Ass/Asshole daymug.

Copy of asshole

A person who doesn't look after their filenames.
You: "Hey, Brad, that new logo you designed for my web site, what's it's filename?"

Brad: "Copy of copy of copy of logo - Copy (3).jpg.zip"

You: "Thanks, copy of asshole"
by adeward September 26, 2017
mugGet the Copy of assholemug.

Asshole

a stupid ass bitch that deserves nothing because it sucks asshole
LOOK AT THAT ASSHOLE SHE SUCKED ME OFF
by Kitty Kat ;) November 4, 2019
mugGet the Assholemug.

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