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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020
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Michael V Townley

The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)

Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
Jack: Is Michael De Santa from GTA based on a real person?

Sam: Google Michael V Townley!
by CannabisKings March 31, 2019
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MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!
by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012
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Michael Maggio

example: as mean as mike can be is michael maggio
by mikemaggio August 11, 2011
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michael with the hair

Someone who is obsessed with their hair even though it looks like someone who had corn for breakfast took a huge dump on his head.
That dude with the red shirt is pulling a michael with the hair
by kebis January 3, 2008
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Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition that causes a person to exude faith in the human spirit to "Heal the World". This is a very selfless condition that is contagious and if spread worldwide, there will indeed be peace amongst all nations.
"Love and peace should be the ultimate goal for all nations in order for this planet to survive...so let's apply the Michael Jackson Syndrome."
by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012
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michael fassbender

German-Irish actor who is 34 he acted in H3X, Band of Brothers, 300, HUnger, Fish Tank My opinion is he is Very Sexy, CUte, sweet, funny, fun, TALL, &Gorgeous and he can act!

also in X men:first class along w/James Mcavoy & othr actors currently dating Zoe Kravitz
Michael Fassbender'sgorgeous, green eyes sparkle along with his dashing face & smile.
by <3seasons&dogs June 21, 2011
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