Mom: Jordan, do the damn dishes!
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!
Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?
Jordan: Hang on, i'm doing a Wormhole wank!
Mom: You kept the bait from fishing earlier?
by jillstobbs_ April 19, 2018
Get the Wormhole Wankmug. When a person has thoughts of cheating on their significant other and they masturbate to relieve their lust and return to clear, rational thought; usually realizing that cheating is not worth it.
The only thing you need to stop you from cheating is the Wank of Wisdom, because cheating is not okay.
by Niphty Biscuit February 10, 2022
Get the Wank of Wisdommug. He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.
by DarrenG July 20, 2024
Get the Crafty wankmug. A collective noun for two or more psi’s of hip waders or a group of two or more people wearing hip waders
1) the fishing lodge had a wall of a wank of waders for the fishermen to wear
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing
2) the fishing stream was busy with a wank of guys fly fishing
by Docksee March 2, 2023
Get the Wankmug. When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
by JamesBr November 30, 2023
Get the Crouch Wankmug. by Catalan Johnni April 27, 2023
Get the wank bankmug. 1. It's a very sad and sorry situation, scenario and practice by some realty sick boys. Ninny boys who are into S & M are jacking off while reading those 'mash notes' from their dominator bitches and get turned on while thinking about the 'discipline' they'll get next time they meet their favorite whore, they are wanking while thinking about the spankings they are gonna get.
2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.
2. When somebody is being a glutton for punishment. Kind of like 'cruising for a bruising'. ASKING for trouble.
1. Donald Treason tRump has shown the world in so many ways what an SMF he is. He talks incestuous lust about his daughter and there are pictures of the two together that would make a dog upchuck. He rapes, and has been convicted of it. He talks pervert trash ('the younger, the better'). He brags about 'grabbing em by the pussy'. He is an egotistical Caligula by every definition and description of that grossly deviant Roman emperor. And the stripper whore Stormy Daniels spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' about swatting his ass. il Douche Donald is a spankee boy. Shiiiiiiii-yiiiiiiiiitttttt, he's wanking for a spanking! DAMN!!!
2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!
3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.
2. Jeffrey is reading those stupid BDSM books and watching that Rihanna video again, he's wanking for a spanking!
3. Rikki is being a spoiled diva prima donna again. She's just wanking for a spanking to put her in her place! She's a big disgrace.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 22, 2023
Get the wanking for a spankingmug.