Here you go turkeys

what you say before mooning turkeys

Kyle: Here you go turkeys
*moons them*

by stendyshipper1000 July 5, 2023

turkeys

The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.

THE TURKEYS ARE COMING! THE TURKEYS ARE COMING!

apparantly..... the turkeys are coming.

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004

turky slap

When a male slaps somebody with his genitles. This can be played in slow motion for extra enjoyment. This is usually don't when a person is sleeping or passed out.

Hey did you see on Big Brother when John and Ashlee slaped carmilla with their cocks, that was a chronic turky slap, they nearly knocked her out cold?

I am gona turky slap Mr Jesburg today, he is so gay

by I love meat! July 18, 2006

Badder tukey sas

the most hurtful insult ever

You're a badder tukey sas

by Peridiot Peridot March 10, 2021

turkee

From "Preznit giv me turkee", a satirical comment on the sycophancy of the White House Press Corps posted at Atrios' political blog in November 2003. Generalized to mean, A) favors and access granted by politicians to members of the press who don't make trouble, or B) appreciation shown by any person to a member of the press for covering an issue from the user's political point of view.

"Chris Matthews just slammed that Bush surrogate on Hardball over the WMD issue... time to send him turkee?"

by julatten October 6, 2004

Tukey

scary, Donald Trump wannabee, who teaches English at Rocky Hill School

Mr. Tukey is a capitalist bastard.

by Fizz June 2, 2004

turket

A turket is a small fish found in Warrnambool waterways.

A turket is similar to a minnow.

by Jimmy Yogi August 19, 2006