A glorious place with beautiful Norfolk Pines (ie massive Christmas trees) line the highway and the ocean.

You can't swim in the ocean on account of it being about 4°c and that's in summer!!

It is picturesque, however Tasmania doesn't stop those Antarctic breezes from ripping through Warrnambool freezing your bones no matter how many layers you are wearing.
Boxing Day every year about 20,000 people (city folk) camp in luxury for the holidays, it's a piece of paradise.

All the girls in Warrnambool are hotties.
Dave: Where is your woman from?
Steve: A little place called Warrnambool.
Dave: Oh shit man, your woman must be hot, want to try a 3 way?
by Jana Bonken January 5, 2014
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