Small Tittied Man

A man who expects woman to be dumb, independent, mentally strong, financially smart, and drinks coffee. Opposite of Big tittied man

wow, that is a small tittied man

by smalldickdan July 21, 2019

Big Tittied Man

A man who expects woman to be smart, nurturing, financially irresponsible, and someone who doesn’t drink coffee. Also wears down their mental health little by little. Opposite of Small Tittied Man

wow, that man has the personality of a big tittied man

by smalldickdan July 21, 2019

jesus titty fucker

Exclamation. When something goes wrong... either a limp dick during sex or experiencing extreme physical pain. A curse used in the most extreme cases.

(after gettting shot in the balls) or (stubbed in the toe) or (after making a surprise discovery)
Bob: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!!!!! my balls"
or
Mitch: "JESUS TITTY FUCKER! move this fucking furniture Jessica!"
Or
Butch: " JESUS TITTY FUCKER!!! That whore gave me AIDS! I thought it was weird she had a dick..."

by Alex Kondraki July 4, 2006

Reverse Titty Fuck

When you hook up with a straight up pooch and don't want to look at her dirty mug while you are titty fucking her, you sit on her face instead of her chest and do your business while your crack slides up and down her chin. If you're lucky, she will obtain a brown streak on her face, starting from her chin and leading up to her hair line.

Ted hadn't wiped his ass for weeks and left a stinky brown line on carols face when he gave her a reverse titty fuck on their anniversary.

by T_Heard February 12, 2009

hanging titty laso

The act of holding a girl upside down with her legs under your arms then inserting your penis inside her while jumping up and down and turning a 360. It works best with large breast, but flat chicks work ok too, the effect just isn't as great.

Too people doing the hanging titty laso

by big puppy April 23, 2012

come on my tittys

When a brother shoots his load on a hoe's milk moutains

My favorite part of the day is when he come on my tittys

by banjo_boy September 26, 2014

Titty Bar Down

Equivalent to going top cheddar, goin titty bar down is when a hockey player or lacrosse player snipes a shot and it hits the crossbar and then goes down in the net. Basically, a perfect shot that looks awesome.

Did you see Darrow dangle those two defenseman and then snip titty bar down?

by TrojanMANpuck10 September 30, 2010