by kaisla October 31, 2020
Get the punani mastermug. Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine July 5, 2016
Get the Crunch mastermug. by Dade Gilliam's July 11, 2024
Get the Peruvian Tongue Mastermug. by TheRealMidsMaster April 13, 2021
Get the Mids mastermug. by Daking9000 January 29, 2018
Get the ding mastermug. 
A Queff Master. A person who understands queffs on a level that is barely human, can queff on command or make people queff on command. 8 in 500,000 are queff masters. They can also create things with Queff power, Queff power is harvested from raw organic Queffs. The fist ever Queff master was god as he sent a queff to Mary and that's how Jesus was born.
by Marvelfan369 May 16, 2022
Get the Queff Mastermug.