Fresh Air

What I call abscesses.

Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

US Air Force moto

We eat carrots

US Air Force moto We eat carrots

by Dotsotx May 29, 2018

Air Heart

A corny, often sarcastic, sentiment given to friend by drawing a heart in the air by one's pointer fingers. The air heart usually starts by holding the two pointer fingers together at arms length before separating them to draw the curve of a heart top by moving the fingers up and out in opposite directions. The drawer then pulls their fingers down and back together to complete the 'V' at the bottom of the heart. Can be used to show affection, but is more commonly (and effectively) used to lighten a friend's bitchy mood.

Jenn: I can't believe that my husband always piles dirty dishes in the sink. What does he think that I am... a maid? Doesn't he know that I have to take them out before I can properly wash them? He makes me so mad and I can't...

Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.

by WWJG123012893 February 4, 2010

air-bagged

Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.

I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.

by qbam89 October 21, 2010

Airing the dairies

colloquial for a girl lifting her top (airing) to show off her breasts (dairies)

Look at her, airing the dairies to get her Mardi Gras breads!

by onragingwaves666 March 28, 2025

Michigan Air Show

A Michigan Air Show is a dumb idea that will end in disaster.

She may be a total psycho but, sure, I'll go out with her. It'll be a real Michigan Air Show.

by Professor Wagglehead July 3, 2022

Hot air balloon

When a fart escapes into the vagina and then has to be refarted

I had a seriose hot air balloon today, it had me seriously worrie

by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018