Alabama Sausage Warmer

The act of lighting a woman's pubes on fire. And a man rubbing his pubes against them until they also light on fire. And then she jerks him off until the fire spreads to his penis. Creating a "warm sausage"

I got an Alabama Sausage warmer from my girl.

by Iehdjeywhdhre January 8, 2026

Sausage Bullet

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

by Spubert January 17, 2025

sausage jockey

A man who enjoys riding the cock of another male

That guys a sausage jockey, he enjoys sitting with cock up his arse

by Sausage sucker January 17, 2025

Sausage jockey

A man who liking sitting with another man’s cock up his asshole

That guys a sausage jockey he enjoys having a cock up his ass

by Sausage sucker January 17, 2025

Sausage

Krish Gupta

look at that burnt sausage

sausage beat valdemar again

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Sausage

Can be used to describe someone who is making silly mistakes and you don’t want to offend them by swearing at them.

Person 1: I just gave the customer the wrong change..

Person 2: What a sausage.

by Tman5711 February 1, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 27, 2025