Texas road rub

To texas road rub(trr) is when you grab gravel and microwave ot to 30 minute then in the 30 minutes you rub the tip of you penis and the take the hot rocks and cum on them and then rub the concoction on to your sister or brother and rape them while you family watches.
Boy"Did you hear ablut jimmy"
Girl"No"
Boy"he's in jail for texas road rubbing"
trring
by D1 gooner April 18, 2025
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road booger

Noun | Road Boo·ger | rōd ˈbo͝oɡər/

Chunks of built up muddy ice that may fall from the wheel well of a motorized vehicle on a warm winters day, often hazardous to other drivers.
Watch out for road boogers today, drivers!
by evanfeite January 27, 2017
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All Roads Lead to Dome

When she tells you she'll give you head no matter how the night goes.
"Buy me dinner and I'll make sure all roads lead to dome."
by ChanceD May 07, 2021
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Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.
I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.
by Cc eyes April 20, 2016
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road selfie

When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you
Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"
by Raykay47indahouse April 22, 2016
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Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educatedknow it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.
The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.
by Keasterbunny October 05, 2023
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Mind out the road

When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road
by Serry12345 March 21, 2019
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