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The Rigid Helmet

The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
Alex: The Rigid Helmet is historically accurate Viking erotica.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022
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Panini Ring

A cock ring made of Panini bread, specifically used during gay Italian sex, or just gay sex between men that wanna spice things up in the bedroom.
I ate the Panini Ring off my boyfriend's chode last night, it was the raunchiest sex we've ever had.
by The One True Material Gworl April 24, 2022
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W-ring

Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth
Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!
by Katostrophic April 30, 2022
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evan rigia

chumky chez raid, muscle man, and rehehehehehe guy
Hey, do you know Evan Rigia?”
“REEEGEGEHEGEHEHEHEHEHE”
by bl1tzz9006 May 13, 2022
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Chili ring

Another word for booty hole or anus if wanting to be proper.
Master, stretched my chili ring until I came on the floor.
by Bigmommy_pegger August 7, 2022
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Elden Ring

A 2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco. The game has been appraised and criticized for its immense difficulty especially towards people new to the SoulsBorne genre. The game has been compared to it’s predecessor the DARK SOULS trilogy.
1 - “Hey dude. Have you played Elden Ring yet?
2 - “Yeah. I’m still stuck on the first boss. The game is really hard.”
by Kevlar Vest August 8, 2022
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rooster ring

A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."
Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.
by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022
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