Rusty Thomas

Slang for period sex. In honor of the Rev. Rusty Thomas, director of Operation Save America, a group that aggressively protests abortion clinics.

I had a fantastic first date last night, we went back to her place, made out, but then she gave me a Rusty Thomas.

by retrev July 25, 2017

rusty trumpet

donald trump below the rust belt of america

damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.

by bentgenius July 27, 2017

Rusty fishhook

An action of shoving your index finger into another's rectum forming a hook and then pulling down bringing them to their knees

I haven't been able to sit down since tod gave me that rusty fishhook last night

by KillTheGestapo August 5, 2017

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

rusty grain silo

A cob job performed by an elderly gentleman, at least 65 years of age.

Shit went down when Mr. Bangojangles gave Steve a rusty grain silo.

by Mararrrr August 20, 2017

Rusty Xylophone

Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.

"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!

by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017

rusty drum

The act of tounging a male asshole while patting or "drumming" the testicles

Doug gave me a fantastic Rusty drum last night before i gave him a rusty trombone

by Caźzoo August 26, 2017