road rules

God dang tree loving hippies that made this bullshit up so as their precious tree's dont get smashed in half by some crazy drunk driver.

Swedish (hippies) couple traving in the desert with 1 tree in sight. So they drove straight into it, out of ignorance to get the road speed limit reduced at the sacrafice of 1 tree to save many more

by "Ben"© July 16, 2003

road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

Road 96

a fucking cool video game that you should probably play if you haven't ig.

"Dude I played Road 96 yesterday, it was so sick!!!!"

by Randomthing December 22, 2024

Road rodeo

When you recline your driver seat all the way back, and a girl is riding reverse cowgirl steering, while the guy is using the pedals.

This crazy girl almost swerved into traffic while doing road rodeo.

He was cumming so hard during road rodeo that he got a speeding ticket

by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

road rules

The term used when you have to decide just what you wanna' do to the guy in the next lane that just cut you off, and almost killed you.

"That's it! Road Rules apply, and now it's my turn.."

by satternut July 18, 2003

Old Town Road

I'm gonna take that nigger to the old town road
He's gonna hang till he can't no more

I got that nigger in the back
Hang em on his ass
Sling em with the whip
That's racial attack
Monkeys on the porche
Burn em with the torch
Lynchin is a sport
Cotton pickin' morks, now

Can't no nigger tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't no nigger teel me nothing
You can't tell me nothing

"Old Town Road", aka the good ol days😉

by I'm Just Trolling Bro December 12, 2023