No Pants McGee

Bridget
aka
girl who doesnt wear pants
she usually pairs a shirt with just leggings

damn bridget, or should i say no pants mcgee, puts pants on

by cockadoodledoopoo910232 April 6, 2009

Noga Pants

Yoga Pants that are so tight fitting that they leave nothing to the imagination

Guy 1: "Damn! It looks like that girl isn't even wearing pants!

Guy 2: "Nah, she's wearing some of those noga pants"

by TNiggz December 5, 2012

Mr Monkey Pants

A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.

"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"

by White Shadows August 8, 2006

gravy pants

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

by Jason Spencer January 5, 2005

Salty Pants

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

by J. Wiles June 25, 2006

winky-pants

a term used to show that an individual is either
a) winky in nature
OR
b) wears pants that are winky in nature
OR
c) eats salmon on pork chop bonified quarterly assessment chicken legs
see 'willord winky-pants' for a related definition

hes a real winky-pants guy, just look at those pants, theyre so freakin' winky its unbelievable, it just really makes me 'hot in the pants'

by Professor Umbrage September 8, 2006

chonchy pants

Pants that aesthetically endow the human buttocks.

Though praised at the club on Friday night, her chonchy pants were scorned at the convent Saturday.

by happycrapper December 21, 2006