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DEI Math

When a white supremacist or/and chauvinist suspects that an ill-posed or poorly worded math question, or for that matter any mathematical faux pas, big or small, most likely comes from a woman/person of color/immigrant/LBGTQ.
While a team of math educators-turned-inspectors are still investigating the source of the “confusing” test question that led thousands of students into frustration or panic, the Blamer-in-Chief attributes it to a DEI math problem.
by Numerati January 31, 2025
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Amar matha opar de

s a sarcastic saying . It is used when someone is not putting in effort to find a place for something. So the other person will sarcastically say “Amar matha opar de” (put it over my head).
“Mom I can’t find a place for the eggs. Mom answers sarcastically “Amar matha opar de” (put it over my head).
by ssdesert January 31, 2025
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DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.
Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.
by Numerati February 25, 2025
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California Math

When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025
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apple math

Apple's version of math.
8 gb of ram > 16 gb of ram according to apple math!
by samsungpeasant64 April 24, 2025
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Delta Math

"Alright, everybody, get on Delta Math!" exclaimed teacher.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.
by Kaizu4D May 5, 2025
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The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke.

Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.

The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.

The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.

Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.

Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.

Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.

Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.

Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025
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