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Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
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crazydog

crazydog is a sexual term where you slap bad bidy's with a lawnmower and/or a excavator.
"i just crazydog'd dis bad bidy fr" -Smucky
by MasonKGMD August 15, 2023
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Crazy

1.) A word defined to tell that someone is being outrageous, or is untruthful.

2.) A meme in which when someone says the word "crazy", a bunch of 9-14 year old children comment this unfunny fucking phrase: "Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rats. And rats make me crazy." and continue to repeat it over and over again.

Come on guys, it's not even funny anymore. It's just repetitive.
1:) Person 1: I just saw a gigantic worm!

Person 2:) You're crazy!

2:) Comment: this is crazy
Comment 2: Crazy?

Comment 3 -> 2) I was crazy once.

Comment 4 -> 3) They locked me in a room.

Comment 5 -> 4:) A rubber room.

Comment 6 -> 5:) A rubber room with rats.

Comment 7 -> 6:) And rats make me crazy.

(This continues to repeat about 50 times.)
by poofart96 August 23, 2023
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Crazy

by Tapejar August 27, 2023
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crazy card

a robert card is a man who enjoys shooting ppl and is a bit crazy in the head
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023
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crazy card

this term originates from a man named robert card who shot up a bowling ally and was a bit crazy in the head so if you or someone you know is acting a bit deranged you can call them a crazy card
person1: “hey do you wanna hang out at the bowling ally with some friends?”
person2: “no i hate bowling ally’s and i hate your fucking friends if ur friends go i’m gonna shoot up the place trust me on that”
person1: “yo quit being a crazy card”
by y0urM0M.€om October 27, 2023
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crazy jay

a man that most middle or highschoolers know in bristol county area hes super chill and you will find him at the food courts at the mall or a park. if you see him you gotta talk to him he has some lines like " u from morton " or " crazy jay crusin the avenue" yk him if you see him ofc.
girl : hey crazy jay

crazy jay : u go to morton

girl : nahhh

crazy jay : lets go baby!
by ihateyou555 October 27, 2023
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