Bum Blanched Boomerang 

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner

Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

Bum Blanched Boomerang by King_rar March 8, 2025

Bum McBumton 

Noun: the name you call someone when they're too busy bumming around on their phone (or in general) in the middle of a game and it's their turn

A: Dude, hold on!
B: Ok, Bum McBumton, mayor of Bumtown in the city of Bumville, country of Bumtopia.

Bum McBumton by tromboneboi9 March 9, 2025

Bum bike 

Bum bike is any sort of bicycle that's been modified with a small internal combustion engine kit to act as crude but effective moped. They are usually unregulated in most areas.
They are usually operated by a the homeless or a junky who doesn't have a car or motorcycle. This is done usually with a stolen bike and used as a means to get around town quickly while out commiting crime. They are usually very loud since they are use a two stroke motor. When one hears the sound of droning two cycle engine you know the junkies coming around to steal anything that's not nailed down.

Hey Jim do you hear that noise ?!

Jim; yeah it sounds like a bum bike, I better go lock my shit up before it gets stolen

Hey, who's riding that noisey ass Moped?! Oh that's earl, he lost his license when he got a DUI so he made a bum bike so he can get to work.

Bum bike by Anton H April 9, 2025

Bum-noting 

When you have fun sliding down a snowy hill with a plastic device, preferably placed under you're bum (gyat). Can be used in other contexts as well, you make your choice...😳🥵🧫Is the most fun when it’s a good glide. Try to avoid the grus, for the smoothest experience!

Origin: The king of sweden Gustav the third inevented the word in the 1700s. He was speculated to have been using this technique with his dear “friend” (suuure..) Urban.

"Its snowing! I think I'm gonna go bum-noting later."

"It's more fun when you're two, i'll bring the bumnote😏"

Bum-noting by cleverjerk567 May 12, 2025

bum son 

The son that doesn’t leave the house at age 30. The kind of guy to say he’s self employed while his only daytime activities is smoking weed and jerking off. They can usually be found online in internet discourse or on the other end of a police bodycam YouTube video where they get arrested for chatting up an underage girl online. These guys never pay the bills, but they always got money for beer. Everyone knows a bum son, nobody seems to have the guts to kick em out.

Friend 1: “Dude can you believe I saw Jeremy’s mugshot in the news the other day?”

Friend 2: “The one we went to school with? Not surprised, he’s 32 and still lives off of his grandma, what a bum son.”

bum son by RFCD August 1, 2025

Bum Chutney 

When all the winnets in your arse collect together.

I need more bog roll I’ve got bum chutney.

Bum Chutney by Stephiepoo342 August 10, 2025

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when you enjoy rubbing a mans calf and you slowly work your way up till you reach the tip when finally you go for the grab

yo my homie bum bitty bitty bitty bum bum, bum bitty bitty bitty bum'ed me while i was sleeping

bum bitty bitty bitty bum bum, bum bitty bitty bitty bum by recliner-and-newyort August 12, 2025