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Salvatore brothers 

There is no definition here, just know that these two vampires are my husbands. Honestly, I might have to pull a Katherine Pierce on this one cause phew, I can't choose between the two. If you ever see them around on the street or appear on television, just be aware that these two men are my husbands... I don't care if they're brothers...better to have two than one! - Jazmin
*Two women lay down on a bed while enjoying their sleepover*

"Wanna watch The Vampire Diaries? I heard that show is so good!"

"Sure."

*20 minutes later*

"Hey, those two guys are so hot! I want them to turn me into a vampire😏"

"HA! As if, these are Jazmin's husbands... don't even think about making a move on them or she'll call both of them here to tear both our heads off!"

"Sorry, my mistake. Wow she's so lucky to have the Salvatore brothers...she's like... the new Elena"
Salvatore brothers by Jazmin R. February 7, 2021
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The Brothers Johnson 

That Halloween costume is not gonna go over well with The Brothers Johnson

National Brothers Day

A day to celebrate your brothers is on august 3rd
Have you wished your brother a national brothers day?

Blues Brothering yourself 

When you mix Black breakfast tea, Black coffee, and Redbull or monster creating a breakfast version of the speedball a mixture of Cocain and Heroin what killed Jake from the Blues Brothers
When you really want to sleep though class, just Blues Brothers yourself

I really just want to really fucking sleep for 5 hours.

Don't go full on Blues Brothering yourself, you'll sleep forever.

The Soul Brothers

A professional wrestling tag team that were popular in the 90s and performed in the independent circuit in the north east. They were known for their unique tag team maneuvers as well as some of their in ring antics including dancing before their matches. Their gimmick was based upon the blues brothers from SNL.
I just saw the soul brothers wrestle the power company and it was a great match.
The Soul Brothers by Pmbmax34 November 7, 2018

have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers 

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.
Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)