silver dollar asshole 

When your friend is being a real asshole so you have a doctor embed an old style silver dollar into his anal tract. Also you have an attractive female nuse sleep with him. And after they are finished she uses a syringe full of old silver dollar shavings into his bloodstream and replace his white blood cells. An easier way is just to kill him.

My rectum has been aching lately. (other friend) ohh yea i intruded your rectum last night. Ohh no ive been silver dollar assholed

silver dollar asshole by Scrootie Mcbooger balls April 24, 2010

smiling asshole 

someone who is so happy if they bent over their asshole would be smiling at you :)

The boss was so happy with his workers jobs that he had a smiling asshole.

smiling asshole by unknown asshole7777 February 7, 2010

ring meh rose asshole 

A Fool,backside,ass or a term to express disgust when someone has done something wrong..

like when bruce breaks something on a mixer you say.."bruce yuh fuckin ring meh rose asshole"

ring meh rose asshole by discombobulated hemisphere ofAliG December 22, 2006

dick flavored asshole 

a person who is both a dick, and an asshole; or a person who you are un-sure how to classify them, dick or asshole

guy #1: he stepped on my shoe, what a dick!
guy #2: and he spilled my drink, what an asshole!

guy #3: dont worry, he's just a dick flavored asshole!

always has been!

dick flavored asshole by kameltoeexplorer June 9, 2011

Go lick Jim’s asshole. 

Originally, this was a dismissive nuclear reply to someone, suggesting that they leave you alone. Mainstream use has shortened the phrase from “Go lick Jim’s asshole; he likes that” to simply Go lick Jim’s asshole (GLJA) and expanded the meaning to include variations of non-compliance or disbelief - no way, dafuq, pound sand, kick rocks, GTFO, STFU, etc.

While arguing with my sister, I asked if she wanted BK. She told me to go lick Jim’s asshole.

Bro, I just won the Powerball.

Dude, go lick Jim’s asshole. You’re a fkn liar.

Go lick Jim’s asshole. by The570Quinny January 12, 2021

Schrodinger's asshole 

Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.

The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.

Schrodinger's asshole by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

loco asshole 

a Gay man who Loves to take it "hard" like a good little SEX-Pig! should.

That guy just loves getting banged by all the Guys - he`s such a Loco-Asshole!

loco asshole by Peter Vandergaag June 18, 2005