ASSH0LE ASSHOLE

The SEX ORGAN that has nothing to do with SHIT. Note that the ASSH0LE ASSHOLE opens and closes for everybody's convenience.

I never flush my ASSH0LE ASSHOLE down any HUMAN TOILETS or other TOILETS.

by FECESRIMJOB March 22, 2021

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Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

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asshole

a person who ditches her gf and tells her shes replacable

john is a asshole to his gf

by jnfkjdsfndsfn December 2, 2017

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An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.

Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*

by The * Impossible * Girl May 23, 2018

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