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TikTok Dick

When someone tries to "troll" Columbine but ends up being offensive as fuck or do something equally as bad or worse, then gets on your recommendations.
Luna: *scrolls TikTok*
J.J: makes offensive video
Luna: What a TikTok Dick.
by kittenbunny65 May 24, 2021
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Big Dick

The type of things that an Emerson would have
My balls are itchy emerson has a Big Dick. we should hop on
by PenisLordKingJulian April 1, 2022
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less dick

when you're cirumsised and therefore have less dick than you would've had without a circumcision
"Yo vic, you got less dick than us."
by xD4k December 6, 2017
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Dick

A person that annoys you in such a way that he turns into a dick.
DUDE, YOUR SUCH A... DICK!

Dude? OH GOD THATS GROSS HES CUMMING
by AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 27, 2019
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Dick

Noun.

The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:

1. Blowjob
2. Oral

3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass
Drew's Dick was hard, I could see it through his boxers. "Need some help with that?" I ask. He grins and turns off the light, shifting over in the bed. "That'd be nice..." I pull off the sheets and can feel myself getting wet already....
by LittleBxtch August 21, 2017
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Peanut butter dick

A nasty dude with a small penis with brown stuff Oozing out the tip.
“eww John has a peanut butter dick.” “Peanut butter dick is nasty.”
by Figure it out you pussy bitch September 12, 2019
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