chlorine dick

When you get out of a pool and you dick is shriveled and stiff at the same time

Its hard to piss getting out of the pool, damn you chlorine dick!

by Ltrllwilliams June 3, 2017

Tender Dick

Tender Dick is very contagious stay away from effected ones

Stop being a tender Dick she will understand we always have a guys night

by Willthebillpvok September 21, 2022

Weird Dick Energy

When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.

Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.

A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does

Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing

When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.

When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship

Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs

Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.

It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper

Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.

by FrankE July 7, 2022

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.

He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.

by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016

Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024

twizzle dick

An idiot of epic proportions. A World class fuck up.

Don’t let Joe carry the paint cans. That twizzle dick will spill them for sure.

by WesinHF June 15, 2018