John: “Kyle, we need to cross the street right now?”
Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
Kyle: “Why?”
John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”
Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!
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Get the peter up mug.Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"
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IT CAN ALSO BE THE BEST FOUTCHED UP LIFE YOU WILL HAVE..
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IT CAN ALSO BE THE BEST FOUTCHED UP LIFE YOU WILL HAVE..
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Man, that girl mica has me foutched up ..and I can't even have her.. "that's foutched up"
That girl mica has got me foutched up and I'm in the best hands possible for the rest of my foutched up life!
That girl mica has got me foutched up and I'm in the best hands possible for the rest of my foutched up life!
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1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood
2.Worked up about something
3. Stuck in a pickle
4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
1. So fucked up on you cannot be understood
2.Worked up about something
3. Stuck in a pickle
4. When you are caught doing something bottom of the barrel
by Shimmaster69 August 8, 2024
Get the Jammed up mug.Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.
Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!
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