Dirty Fork

Poking a Pandora with a soiled fork at a SAF dinner

I gave Pandora the dirty fork while Birdie watched

by The woodchuck March 26, 2025

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Dirty Dressing

To cover your cock in thousand island dressing and shove it down your girlfriends throat

Tammy, wanna taste the dirty dressing?

by Thatslowstang March 27, 2025

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The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025

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When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.

I wanna dirty derek King benn NE my dad so bad

by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025

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