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Dick

My wife took the house and the kids, I escaped with my dick and my soul.
by toetoetoefoot September 26, 2018
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Dick-tricked

When a guy claims he's hung but when he pulls down his pants, he's average or less.
Christof dick-tricked me. He said he's packin' 8 inches, but he only pulled out 6.
by Ardias February 7, 2024
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Dick Twittle

A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks
Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.
by myst1queb1tch September 22, 2016
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Dog dick nothing

All he does is dog dick nothing.
by Fonda kawx August 14, 2016
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National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.
Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day
by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
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Lesbian dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.
by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024
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Dick

Noun.

The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:

1. Blowjob
2. Oral

3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass
Drew's Dick was hard, I could see it through his boxers. "Need some help with that?" I ask. He grins and turns off the light, shifting over in the bed. "That'd be nice..." I pull off the sheets and can feel myself getting wet already....
by LittleBxtch August 21, 2017
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