box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.

"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."

box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014

turtleneck butt 

When you go a month without pooping, and the turd is so huge it stretches you hole so far that afterwards it hangs down loose like the collar of a turtleneck sweater.

I went to camp and couldn't poop for a month. When i finally did, it stretched my asshole out so badly now I've got turtleneck butt.

turtleneck butt by TenhoSede December 7, 2020

Turtlepoop 

With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will.

If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.

A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.

It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.

A dejavu poop.

A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"

It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.

That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.

A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.

A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.

Wife: Problems?
You: Yeah, it's that damn turtlepoop again, it won't come out.

Turtlepoop by AngelDongM July 9, 2010

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡

me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020

turtlecunt 

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.

turtlecunt by Power Queef August 23, 2018

I like turtles 

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3

Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.

I like turtles by Michael Habic November 25, 2007

turtlehead 

A loaf of shit that is beginning to poke out of your ass prior to reaching a toilet. Turtleheads are generally dealt with using careful restriction of the sphincter muscles until you can make it to a toilet. You must squeeze firmly enough to prevent the shit loaf from further sliding out of the ass, but not so firmly that you chop the turtlehead off, or smash it with your ass cheeks creating an undesirable mess.

Guy 1: "I really need to take a shit."

Guy 2: "A little, or a lot?"

Guy 1: "Well, I've got a turtlehead."

Guy 2: "Okay, that's an emergency. Be careful not to pinch it off. I think I see a restroom over there."

turtlehead by Big B72 October 9, 2008