Wise Mystical Tree

Wise mystical tree is the tree of life, it sprays sparkling water on you when u horny, then gives you life advice and tells you how down bad you were
just don't Andrew Tate cut it down

Bro, Andrew is trying to cut down that Wise Mystical Tree, no more free sparkling water :(

by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022

machineel tree

A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.

I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!

by Vanilla_Fraggers July 26, 2020

Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees).

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

tree-pecker

(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.

Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.

by swagchampsonthree March 27, 2016

Sociopath Tree

A slang term in the popular video game Minecraft that is used to describe a tree that has been cut down by a player, but they left the logs in the leaves, hence creating a floating mass of leaves. These trees are often heavily discouraged by communities because they look horrifyingly terrible. There is no word that can describe the absolute moron who does this on purpose. The common term "Sociopath Tree" comes from the fact that these types of trees are usually left behind by sociopaths.

who the hell left this sociopath tree here it looks awful

by A.U.S June 10, 2023

Circle family tree

A family tree that had something incestuous happen (e.x: Parent marrying their child).

Damn thats a circle family tree

by AstroIsOffline March 13, 2022

splits on trees

No one really knows what it means. 🤔🤔🤔

I be doing splits on trees

by RAR XD February 21, 2018