A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.
Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.
by Read it! July 14, 2025

Friend one: dude. I want to smoke this joint, but I don't want to stink up my car.
Friend two: just hang a tree, I promise it never smells
Friend two: just hang a tree, I promise it never smells
by Uhyup August 18, 2018

Da Tree or DTU is a family friendly place in goodlow, they are the best people to hang around like basketball the people there can run,steal,jump and shoot!They got all Kinds of treeโs even a church near a beer store.
by XanaxOnCrack November 1, 2021

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.
"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."
by astroban1231 October 10, 2020

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 2, 2021

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by Treeeeeeeeee November 25, 2020
