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skittle shits

A combination of gas, fecal bits, and bile filled diarrhea that spray out of one's anus in a rainbow projectile fashion.
Hey bro, I was fucking pissed at that bartender chick who quit giving me free drinks, so I went into the bathroom and blasted skittle shits everywhere. I even shit in the soap dispenser.
by Assbag666 May 27, 2013
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No Gay Shit

A term used instantly after saying that gay shit to cover your back
Tim: I would suck her dads dick just to get a taste of the recipe

Mike: WTF??
Tim: No gay shit tho
Mike: Oh ok
by poonsabi January 17, 2018
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Goon shit

Things that are typically socially and or legally frowned on and borderline hazardous to the “goon’s” health. This term is widely used in the Special operations and tacticool communities and slapped on shirt after shirt for IG operators to wear when they do dry fire drills in their moms basement.
I’m bored man, I’ve got some tannerite and 5.56 left over from my baby mommas funeral, let’s get hammered and go do some goon shit in the boondocks
by 2002dodgedurango July 8, 2021
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Shit-ton

Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.
We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!
by Hadley Sparrow January 16, 2011
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Shit Mate

When you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a shit mate!
by Jevs92 May 9, 2010
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shitting nickels

(Excerpt from Stephen King's "The Stand Complete and Uncut")
"Are you nervous?"
"Fuck, I'm shitting nickels."
by Glutton October 3, 2005
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McDonalds Shit

A shit taken that is so large and distinctin color that it looks like something that would be served on a bun at McDonalds.
Oh my God, I just took the nastiest McDonalds shit
by tonyjoe83 August 25, 2013
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