by Mud-Puddler November 02, 2021
When two gay males roll around in their steaming liquid shit and wear pig masks and one the of males freezes part of the shit and proceeds to shove it up the other males ass for sexual gay lover pleasure whilst rolling around in the shit.
by ScratchySackJack January 24, 2025
The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.
Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.
by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 12, 2019
This is when you keep the lid closed on the toilet sit down and shit on the lid making the surface slippery with your shit you slide off onto the floor.
by Dad Herpies January 07, 2016
Dude, I just left a steamy mud orphan on old lady Johnson's front porch.
During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.
During the adventure race I fathered a mud orphan in the woods.
by Jonas1 November 05, 2007
by skunkys August 10, 2023
'Yeah I had a Transylvanian mud slide last night; she was ragging it then next minute she shit down my chest'
by Bald1 January 11, 2020