Fall out the officers

Traditional response to a noisy fart in a crowded place, particularly the men's urinals in a military barracks

Brzzzzt (extremely loud farting noise)
"Fall out the officers" (anonymous shout)
"Stop that!" (senior officer on parade)
"Certainly sah, which way did it go?" (Regimental Sergeant Major's response)

Fall out the officers by Bobbing Around June 29, 2008

[pearl] in the [oyster] 

Referring to a chicks clitoris. The little bean like part on the outer part of the vagina in between the labias, or lips of the vagina. Vaginas could look like oysters, leaving the clit to be the pearl. Play with the pearl and make the girl happy.

Guy: "Did I find your pearl in the oyster?"
Girl: "YES, YES, YES, YES!"

[pearl] in the [oyster] by findmypearl January 23, 2014

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Gotcha.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there.

I’m better than 99.9% of all the other UrbanDictionary users out there by Evilous Dark Power January 2, 2021

The One 

That's stupid.

The One by Just had to let you know. June 19, 2003

The Onion

When someone has a big butt and you start to tear.

"Yo, that girl/guy got the onion! I'm tearing."

The Onion by J.L.A. March 2, 2015

uncle jesse and the olsen twins 

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins by austin November 18, 2003

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich 

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004