by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004
A kick ass college in Ypsilanti Michigan. EMU stands for Eastern Michigan University
Everyone says EMU is a bird or a emo spelled wrong but in reality it is a great school with a lot of great programs.
the one down side is that the campus is built on the side of a hill so you feel even if you walk uphill to get to a building, when you leave the way you came in you are STILL going uphill.
Also, EMU is the home of ECA or early college alliance, a program that lets kids as young as 14 start their college career early. the program can get you up to 60 free credits of college that "double dip" and count as highschool and college credits, thats 2 free years of college kids. I'm in ECA and am one of the more mature kids there because I act my age and not like a gimp-ass highschooler that wont ever shut the fuck up, and I'm almost 17 years old.
overall EMU is a great school for anything and UofM and ace deuce (ann arbor) is right down the road from EMU so you can go there and party down instead of getting the HIV in ypsi.
Everyone says EMU is a bird or a emo spelled wrong but in reality it is a great school with a lot of great programs.
the one down side is that the campus is built on the side of a hill so you feel even if you walk uphill to get to a building, when you leave the way you came in you are STILL going uphill.
Also, EMU is the home of ECA or early college alliance, a program that lets kids as young as 14 start their college career early. the program can get you up to 60 free credits of college that "double dip" and count as highschool and college credits, thats 2 free years of college kids. I'm in ECA and am one of the more mature kids there because I act my age and not like a gimp-ass highschooler that wont ever shut the fuck up, and I'm almost 17 years old.
overall EMU is a great school for anything and UofM and ace deuce (ann arbor) is right down the road from EMU so you can go there and party down instead of getting the HIV in ypsi.
1: yo broham lets go to EMU
2: go to a bird??
1: no dumbass Eastern Michign university. the school?
2: Ohhhh alright dude lets gooooo
2: go to a bird??
1: no dumbass Eastern Michign university. the school?
2: Ohhhh alright dude lets gooooo
by Mr.Man444 November 09, 2010
by EMUBOY August 17, 2005
by russian_girlovich October 16, 2006
a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
by ** August 18, 2003
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"
Random: "Thats awesome"
Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"
(awkward silence)
Random: "Thats awesome"
Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"
(awkward silence)
by Sloppies' Sasquatch July 30, 2006