Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.
Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke
by Dutch monkeys February 04, 2024
When you are going down on your lover under the covers and they Fart. Causing you to be automatically Dutch Ovened.
Your girlfriend is under the covers giving you head and you let out a big stinker then yell out Dutch Loven
by Perthite August 22, 2011
by Gdawg15 June 27, 2015
When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.
by Farva2000 January 22, 2024
The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.
Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
Something you'll never get. A pussy.
by coolio456 July 24, 2022
dutch oven
by o8erdater January 10, 2021