diddly shit

A generic, and very vague way to answer a question with a great lack of enthusiasm. Commonly used after one has completed a task and is devastatingly bored, hence currently doing absolutely nothing or diddly shit.

Slim Johnson: "Hey Dick what have you been up to lately?"
Richard Head: "Well Slim... as of lately... diddly shit."

by Tight Chambers June 19, 2013

Shit-ton

Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.

We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!

by Hadley Sparrow January 16, 2011

No Gay Shit

A term used instantly after saying that gay shit to cover your back

Tim: I would suck her dads dick just to get a taste of the recipe

Mike: WTF??
Tim: No gay shit tho
Mike: Oh ok

by poonsabi January 17, 2018

McDonalds Shit

A shit taken that is so large and distinctin color that it looks like something that would be served on a bun at McDonalds.

Oh my God, I just took the nastiest McDonalds shit

by tonyjoe83 August 25, 2013

Shits and Grins

To do something for no reason other than to have a laugh.

Jo: lets go and see that new film.

Jake: why?!, its crap.

Jo: Just for Shits and Grins.

by viperdick September 9, 2012

Shit Mate

Callum Blair

When you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a shit mate!

by Jevs92 May 9, 2010

Shit Dust

The remaining feces sprinkles on the bottom of the bowl after the toilet is flushed from taking a dump

Hey Scott you left shit dust again!

by ScooterPants December 20, 2009