meat axe

a fisher. basically me, i am THE meat axe.

mick is such a meat axe he is a fisher

meat axe by mick shits gunpowder May 20, 2004

Meat Curtains

The outer lips of the vagina. An older womans labia. The lips of a woman that's had multiple children. Old, saggy, wrinkled and hairless meat curtains.

I was with an older woman and after almost going down on her noticed she had real long meat curtains.

Meat Curtains by Just another twisted mind. March 24, 2009

Meat Tooth 

Another word for a penis.

My father forced his fist into my asshole without lubrication. It was most unpleasant. It tore the walls of my asshole, causing internal bleeding. To stop him from grasping my lung, i proceeded to bite his Meat Tooth, until it was completely severed.

Meat Tooth by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

meat guillotine 

when you are in trouble with your girlfriend and she cuts off your penis

"my girlfriend caught me cheating the other its still hurting from when she did a really painful meat guillotine on me"

meat guillotine by 69_kushlover_420 March 18, 2015

Meat Ball Soup 

To place you junk into a bowl of soup then ejaculate into it

I forced a bowl of meat ball soup down the throat of a japanese school girl

Meat Ball Soup by Dethfate January 16, 2009

Meat Monster 

The type of girl who wants some "man meat" so bad that she will do anything for it. A meat monster stops at nothing to get hard cock as soon as possible.

Mitch: "Yo Zack check out that girl, she looks like she is begging to get fucked"
Zack: "That is a true meat monster, and I'm gonna give it to her!"

Meat Monster by King Bossman March 25, 2010

Meat Mitten 

A womans breasts.

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.

Meat Mitten by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010