skid mark

the castle boys from rathfarham
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the castle boys from rathfarham
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skid mark

a line of nut/semen on one's bed sheets after sexual intercourse or another name for a accidental birth.
"hey kid you're a skid mark!"
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Mark Hawkins

Mark Hawkins showers in stella
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What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Mark Summerville

Stupid ass who is a KNOW IT ALL, but does NOT know it all
Your such a Mark Summerville
by Andre Cammy December 27, 2017
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Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 25, 2023
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