eye boogers 

Tiny, crusty green balls found in the inner corner of your eyes, usually after you wake up. They are called “eye boogers” because they are green, tiny, and appear in your eyes like how boogers appear in your nose.

When I woke up this morning, I had so many eye boogers!!! It was gross.

eye boogers by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018

one eyed purple yogurt slinger 

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

one eyed purple yogurt slinger by Rhyno February 13, 2004

charlie eyes 

Huge eyes that look like they could pop out of their sockets at any minute. These eyes look like devil eyes and usually ruin every photo that he/she is in.

He ruined yet another picture with his charlie eyes!

charlie eyes by Jilina October 30, 2005

Goose-eye 

When someone jizzes in your eye, causing one eye to shut while the other remains open. Also known as the goosy-eye.
Designated by this emoticon: -_O

Daaaaang, look at Christy, she can't even open her left eye. He must have given her a mean goose-eye last night.

Goose-eye by Self-lovin' December 14, 2009

Crazy eye 

a certain crazy ugly look in a man’s or woman’s eye that tell you they’re psycho even when they’re pretending to be kind.

That chick got crazy eye! She’s a total psycho.

Crazy eye by Urban expert November 18, 2018

ITCHY BROWN EYE 

after you've been done in the bum bum

ITCHY BROWN EYE by Anonymous October 21, 2003

ol' one eye

The PENIS. Synonyms: Penis, one eyed snake, one head jack, etc.

My girl went "downtown" to meet ol' one eye.

ol' one eye by Trog_Dor_the_Burninator December 10, 2003