It's on like Donkey Kong

on, fantastically on, the opposite of off, bringing it, go time, It's so seriously on...as in if you google "on", donkey kong would pop up...or if you google fought donkey kong and off...donkey kong, by a land freaking slide.

Example 1:

Someone challenging your epicness:
Let's play.

You:

What? Let's play? It's on like Donkey Kong.

It's on like Donkey Kong by Thatsmyfav August 24, 2010

swamp donkey 

Extremely repulsive/hideous woman.

I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.

swamp donkey by claudia February 27, 2004

bomb donkey 

right on, sweet, that's cool, word, fuggin-a

joe: "Dude, that HOT chick just invited me back to her place."
bro: "Bomb Donkey!"

joe: "I just got a huge raise!!!"
bro: "Bomb Donkey!"

joe: "I just bought a tux at the thrift store for $5 and there was $7 in one of the pockets!!!"
bro: "Bomb DONKEY!!"

bomb donkey by docta rock da gong August 17, 2004

Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick 

when you and a lovely woman or man are having intercor- sex! you bust your fat nutt into her mouth and kick her in the shin. then with your left foot you kick her in the cooch.(: thus causing her much pain and confusion. sometimes she will hurt her self in confusion other times she will spit out your nutt like a donkey. this is when you stop everything, pick up what you can of your nutt, sprinkle in on your toe, then you stick your toe into her cooch. 9 months later you will have an egg. you must crack then suddy side up frie the egg on a sunday. you then accuire the move Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick. you are now aloud to teach this move to one of your special pokemon. (can only be learned once) Move takes out 1000000 hp. or a one hit k-o. but your pokemon gets a raging hard on thus causing its attack, defense, speed, to go down, but its horneyness to sharply rise twice. See Mondo Donkey Saturday Punch (orriginated in Mexico in a mexican poptart plant while splicing febreze and semen)

Dude! Your Deoxys knows "Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick"!! No way!! Attack pikachu with it! Holy poo, he did a cartwheel and dodged it just like in episode 256!

Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick by VagAttackoftheInceptionVoyage January 1, 2011

Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch 

The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.

Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.

Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch by Camper5872 June 5, 2009

big floppy donkey dick 

Insult to someone who is a whore.

You see that slut. She's so nasty she would suck a big floppy donkey dick.

big floppy donkey dick by Amanda Van Valkenburgh December 28, 2005

swamp donkey 

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

swamp donkey by CJ February 6, 2005