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Jews

Our greatest allies! People that claim to be the ultimate victims, yet run highly influential organizations like the World Jewish Congress and AIPAC, have themselves almost all media executive positions, own and lead most of all of the worlds banks and financial institutions like the Rothschild Dynasty, Goldman Sachs and Blackrock, own the worlds most powerful defense and mass surveillance organizations like NASA and Palantir, and have disproportional representation in Western elected and un-elected officials. They also made deals with Adolf Hitler like the Haavara Agreement and the Balfour Declaration, plotted the assignation of John F Kennedy to to steal the nuclear bomb, sunk the USS Liberty, staged 9-11 to get the United States on board with the Clean Break Memo, and staged October 7th to finish the aforementioned plan. They are brag about creating communism, transgenderism, and psycho-psychology -- on display with Jews like Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Magnus Hirschfeld, and Sigmund Freud. According to the Jewish Virtual Library, all of the history's worst people are considered heroes to the Jews. According to most Jewish Rabbis, antisemitism is "the hate that mutates" and started 2000 years ago with the birth of Jesus Christ.
Based guy: "Gee, why have the Jews been kicked out of 109 countries?"
Idiot: "Durr idk. But mustache man is the most evilest man ever for wanting them gone!"
Based guy: "But the same problems we have in modern America were present and worse in the Wiemar Republic..."
Idiot: "Uhh durr. Nuh-uh. I know all about how bad the nazis were even though i barely even know what century WW2 started in."
by PerfectWhine February 21, 2025
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Jew Trap

When your on the highway and theirs 2 people going like 40 in both lanes so you cant get around them
Shit we’ll never make it now were caught in a jew trap
by John Johny Jones August 3, 2025
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The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
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As a Jew

A phrase often put at the beginning of an antisemitic rant in order to not face consequences
"as a Jew, I think the state of Israel should be abolished and we should all go back to Poland"
by Factoid12342023 February 8, 2024
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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
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The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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