Jewely

The definition of everything beautiful, funny, and outgoing. Yes they are messed up in the head but it makes them such better company.

Jewely is my shawty.

by HaroldGregoryVII November 21, 2021

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

riding jew

Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.

"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."

by JohnnyBadboy April 17, 2014

Nigger penis faggot jew

A nigger who has a penis and likes sticking it's penis in other niggers and is also a jew

You are such a nigger penis faggot jew!

by dodgy man May 21, 2024

Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga

I just learned Jew-jiutsu

by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021

Jew Fish

A tasty delicacy with a funny name

“Yo yo I am the Jew fish salesman”

“Please leave me alone”

by Crack boy smokeSage November 6, 2021

A Jews wish

As in a pish (to urinate)

“I’m going for a Jews wish”

by L4ll4n206l May 28, 2025