Train set twat

A middle aged cretin who dwells in there attic playing with train sets To avoid interacting with the misses due to the underlying hatred of her driven by the fact she spends all his money on new shoes and cars to impress her boss so she can get filled in.

‘Hows that train set twat’ who cares get your cock out.

by Bneth September 11, 2018

Twat Waffle

To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.

My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat

Niel Spence Is a wind up merchant which makes him a twat

Niel stop been a twat

by Trev123or October 11, 2021

Twat

You.

I am a twat. Jen is a twat

by BirminghamScrewdriver April 27, 2022

twat

josh.

oh look there’s a “twat”

by chlozzamadozza July 17, 2020