Snail touch 

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

Snail touch by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017

clinch touch 

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

clinch touch by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

Clinton touch 

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

Clinton touch by Uncle Dimma September 15, 2017

somebody toucha my spaget 

fresh meme

Smile
Sweet
Sister
Sadistic
Surprise
Service
Somebody toucha my spaget!

somebody toucha my spaget by Hey hey hey 08 January 8, 2018

somebody touch my SPAGET 

The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped

Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!

*see somebody touch my spaget video*

somebody touch my SPAGET by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018

Painters touch 

When a man is hitting a girl from the back in doggy style, he places his thumb on his partner’s booty hold to prevent accidental anal.

“It was my first time with Sarah so I gave her the Painters touch”

Painters touch by JunkHunk February 14, 2018

safe touch 

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.

I'm dying for some safe touch.

safe touch by Meow meow kitty cat May 11, 2018